Thursday, April 27, 2017

The Adventures of The Miz and Maryse: Spending time at Hulk Hogan's Place Part 1

This is a fictional tale of The Miz and Maryse. I am using there names, but in the creativity stories that I will make up. Enjoy. This is a new series.


It is after WrestleMania in Orlando and The Miz and Maryse have no place to go. Booking was horrible after WrestleMania.

The Miz: This is Not AWESOME. We have no where to stay and it is the day after WrestleMania. What do we do? Totally Not AWESOME.

Maryse: Aren't you friends with Hulk Hogan and he will help. He is in the area. Weren't you a little Hulkamaniac when you were younger?

The Miz: I was not.

Maryse: Didn't you tell me the story of why you got into wrestling that you wanted to be the next Hulk Hogan.


Maryse: But Miz.

The Miz: Ok Maryse. I'll listen to you, but when My Mouth Goes Up, Your Hand Goes Shut.

Maryse: But Miz.


The Miz called Hulk Hogan for help after Maryse convinced him.

Hulk Hogan answered the phone.

Hulk Hogan: Who is this BROTHER?

The Miz: It's The Miz. Could you bail me out I need somewhere to stay. It After WRESTLEMANIA and I don't have a place to stay they screwed me up on booking.

Hulk Hogan: Ok BROTHER.


The Miz and Maryse came over Hulk Hogan's place.

They arrived in 15 minutes.

When The Miz and Maryse arrived Hogan had an identity crises. He didn't know if he was Hollywood or Hulk. The music of Vodoo Child was playing and Hogan was using his belt that he got from JC Penney given to him by Mr. Miyagi and he was strumming it as a guitar.

The Miz: Hi Hulk.

Hollywood Hogan: It's Hollywood Hogan Brother.

The Miz: But I thought I was talking to Hulk.

Hollywood Hogan: I don't know brother. One minute I'm Hulk the next I'm Hollywood.

Brooke Hogan comes in:

Brooke Hogan: Don't you need a Snickers Dad.

The Miz: There is a Huge Problem here and I don't know what it is.

Horace Hogan walks in (Cameo Appearance doesn't say anything just stares at The Miz making him feel uncomfortable.

Brian Knobs is drunk passed out on the couch.

The Miz: What the Hell? Why is Brian Knobs passed out on your couch?

Hollywood Hogan: He has been drinking a lot of Jack and Coke.

Maryse: But Miz, Why is he in his Underwear?

The Miz: I don't know Maryse. This is Not AWESOME.

Hollywood Hogan then shows The Miz and Maryse to their room.

The Miz: Our next show is in Ohio. Not AWESOME.

Maryse: Isn't that your home State.

The Miz: That is Not The Point. I am going to Run into Dean Ambrose there and Dean is a Lunatic. (Breaking Kayfabe) Last time we hung out Dean left me hanging on a pole with my underwear it was embarrassing.

Maryse: How did this happen Miz?

The Miz: Well his girlfriend or wife Renee Young set me up.

Maryse: But Miz.

The Miz: Don't Worry. I was getting ready for a wrestling match.

The Miz: I want Payback.

Maryse: Isn't that the name of the Pay Per View.

The Miz: That is Not The Point.

Hollywood enters the room.

Hollywood Hogan: Is everything ok in here BROTHER?

Hollywood become Terry Bollea now.

Terry Bollea: Let me become Terry for a second. You are a young couple and you are going to have argument. I know the lose to John Cena and Nikki Bella has you upset brother, but don't worry things will work out. I see you have chemistry and that what counts.

The Miz: Are you, an old man giving me advice when your relationship didn't work out. It is not better then me and Maryse.

Maryse: You tell him Miz.

Becomes Hulk again.

Hulk Hogan: I let you into my house and this is what you say. I want you Mayse to get out of my house. Because when it comes crashing down it hurts inside. Besides I am happy with my life and in a better place. What are you going to do brother. What are you going to do when the 24 inch pythons come after you. Whatcha Gonna Do? What are you gonna do?

The Miz: I know when I am not wanted Maryse lets go.

The Miz and Maryse went on their trip to Ohio and little did they know on their way up Brutus Beefcake was on the road trip with them to Ohio. This will be in the next part Road Trip with Brutus Beefcake for no apparent reason.